On this website
The mixer is the same machine as the app, instant and loud. AI mode, on a desktop with WebGPU, loads Qwen2.5 0.5B into the page and writes the excuse right here. The download is the model, not your words.
Live from your browser
Offline mixer
YOUR LINE LANDS HERE.
What went down
PLAYFUL 55
BelievableAbsurd
Jokes only. The homework is still undefeated.
How to make an excuse
- Pick what happened. Homework, a late bell, chores, practice, a text, or your own kind line.
- Set the drama dial from believable to absurd.
- Press HIT ME. Copy or share the line, then do the real thing.
The iPhone
Take the chaos pocket-sized.
Coming soon to the App Store No listing yet. This is not a download button.
On the iPhone app
Apple's on-device model takes the mic when the phone can run Apple Intelligence. Everyone else gets the same mixer. No server. No excuses about the excuses.
The app needs iOS 17. Apple's model needs iOS 26 and an Apple Intelligence iPhone, with Apple Intelligence turned on. The status line in the app says which one is awake.
Questions
Is this for getting out of real homework?
No. These are jokes you can laugh at, then go do the thing. The button does not finish the assignment.
Does the site see what I type?
No. The mixer runs in your browser. AI mode downloads a model onto your device and writes there too. We don't receive the excuse.
What if I was actually late?
Tell the truth if someone is waiting on you. When you want the silly version, the late-excuses page starts on that situation.
Is there an iPhone app?
It's built and not in the App Store yet. The badge on this site says coming soon, and it is not a download link.